Austin Trip - Bonus Week
Kris and I had an invitation from our Austin friend Mark to stay at his place for "as long as we want." We ended up staying a week. Well, technically it was Monday night through Friday night.
I don't remember what we did on which days for the most part so I will just give a sweeping summary of the highlights.
-Austin friend Mark took Monday off to show us around Austin which included a trip to the botanical gardens that had a super special dinosaur garden (you know how much Kris and I love dinosaurs!). We had coffee again at the same place we went to last year. The first thing I did was find the Dora the Explorer Memory game that we played last year. I dominated when we played memory last year and even my awful held cold this year didn't take me out of winning at least a handful of rounds.
Austin friend Mark had Mind Trap at his apartment. As it turns out, Kris and I are pretty good at Mind Trap. I found a web site with Mind trap questions if you would like to try it yourself. Any time we were at his apartment we would be asking each other Mind Trap questions.
- We went over to John P. Funk's house (we met John at Maker Faire). He makes movies and he wanted to show us some of the stuff he was working on. Here are a bunch of pictures of the things he has made:



I posted the short horror movie he made on Halloween.
-John invited us to the book release party at the Alamo Drafthouse for the book Shock Festival by Stephen Romano
The book is amazing. It is fake movie posters for B-rated movies.
The Alamo Drafthouse showed the movie StarCrash as party of the book release party. I personally love B-rated sci-fi and horror flicks so I LOVED this movie.
*David Hasselhoff with a LIGHTSABER FTW!!!!!!!!!
*Best line in the movie: "Time for some robot shovenism"
You MUST watch the trailer for StarCrash. It really is as bad as it looks!
Kris and I were very well taken care of that evening - thank you, John and Dan!
-We went to see improv again (Seriously, go watch some of the Parallelogramophonograph videos)
-On Thursday (of the extra week we stayed), Austin friend Mark sent us a text message (while he was at work) that said "You guys wanna go to San Antonio tomorrow? The Alamo is there" How could we say no to seeing the Alamo?
-So Friday we went down to San Antonio. We had lunch on the Riverwalk:
It is so pretty down there and the weather was perfect!
-Then, we went over to the Buckhorn Saloon and Museum. That was an experience. There were taxidermied animals as far as the eye could see. I'm not joking. At first it was sort of uncomfortable, but then it just because humorous.
Guy at the ticket booth: "The giraffe on the wall there died of natural causes. The baby upstairs, not so much." He also encouraged us to drink while we walked through the "museum."
The first thing you came to in the "museum" was a Jack Daniels whiskey display. (seen on the left)
The "museum" has a ghost of Buffalo Bill character that walks around. Kris and I were admiring the display of antique guns when Buffalo Bill walks over to the Jack Daniels display, moves the rope, opens a box in the display, pulls out a cigar, lights it, closes the box, puts the rope back and wanders back to the dining area leaving only the incredibly strong aroma of whiskey behind. I swear that happened. I think the expression on my face during that would best be described as my 'WTF Face.'
Kris and I decided to have some fun with the taxidermied animals. We made it into photographic art. 
For the full experience, I suggest you check out Kris's "Glass Eyes Hold No Secrets" post.
This bobcat(?) had a taxidermied dead rabbit under it's foot. I'm not sure why it was looking at a poster for Buffalo Bill though.
Here is that baby giraffe that didn't die of natural causes:
How could you not love that face?
The 'info cards' had more information on how to PREPARE AND EAT the animals on display than characteristics of the animals when they are alive. How very Texas of them. 
The sign says: Pompano Dolphins are typically called "school dolphin" because they roam in large schools. The flesh is delicious, but since it is a very bloody fish, it should be cleaned and put on ice immediately to preserve the flavor. The Pompano Dolphin grows to only 3 pounds or so.
You would think they could at least taxidermy the animals with their jaws in the right place:
They had a thing to compare your feet size to animal feet sizes. Here I go!

This picture was taken from the "museum" out into the dining area. The walls were covered with animals. They didn't care if they had multiple animals, they just packed them in. In fact, they even built extra wall space to hang more animals off!
According to that museum, Australia is part of Asia.
Anyway, we went down to the Alamo. See, I have proof!
I must admit, I wasn't that impressed. But at least I can say I've been there!
-Friday night of our trip, we went back to Austin and Kris and I finished our trip the same way we started it - with Locksley! They were playing in Austin at Emo's. We saw them 3 times in 2 weeks (I should also mention they were touring with the super sweet boys of Hymns). Those Locksley boys were an adorable finish to an awesome trip. Too bad we were so tired that night.
We had a pretty awesome view of the show:
I hope their tour schedule always matches our travel schedule because I loved seeing those boys so many times in that short of a time frame.
-The next morning, Austin friend Mark took us to Jim's again for a breakfast of sweet cream waffles.
Last year, I got a sweet cream waffle:
This year, I got a sweet cream waffle with strawberries and whipped cream:
We headed home that afternoon and arrived back home in Iowa Sunday afternoon. On the drive home, Austin friend Mark was texting us Mind Trap questions. How cute is that?
So that's it! I hope next year is as much fun as this year.
xoxo,
Carly



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